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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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Chat 16 Sep 2,027 notes Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life
  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  •  ~ Q magazine
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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke… I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Fight Club (1999) Dir. David Fincher

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Text 16 Sep 49,008 notes me with my American friend part 2


me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

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Volcano Eruption  by Greg Duncan
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